The airport is one of the most ridiculous places I have ever
been.
You’d think I’d be used to it by now, I’ve been flying since
I was two months old.
I’ve been on more planes than probably just about anyone in
my school. When I was little we would go on vacations at least three times a
year, plus all the trips to Georgia. We would pretty much always fly and never
drive. Who wants to sit in a car for 18 hours when you could just fly for 4?
Not me. I hate car rides.
So the other alternative is to fly. You get to go to the
airport and see all the sites from other cities. Sometimes it’s super
frustrating, but not as frustrating as your little TomTom GPS telling you to go
down a one way street the wrong way and getting you lost every time you turn it
on.
Lately I haven’t gone on as many vacations. I haven’t been
flying as much as I used to, but I am flying alone a lot more. Pretty much
every time I’ve been on a plane in the last year and a half, actually. I often go by myself to see my relatives in the
south, like Oklahoma, Mississippi, and Georgia. I’ve gone all of those places
by myself this year.
Almost every time I have flown recently I have gone through
the Chicago O’hare airport. I have that place memorized. There’s a Starbucks
right after security and a Johnny Rockette’s just a little ways down. It also
has this place called Argo Tea. It’s delicious and I always have to go there to
try some weird type of tea and eat some macaroons. I was stuck in this airport
for about four hours coming back from Mississippi last summer, so I walked
around while I was bored.
I also know the Atlanta airport pretty well from flying
there so many times. There’s a Popeye’s on concourse B. That’s really the only
thing you need to know.
There are some crazy people in the airports. Foreign people
seem to be the craziest. I’m sure I’d look just as stupid as them if I was in
another country and could barely speak the language…but man do they annoy me.
They always seem to walk so slow...RIGHT in front of you. This is only a
problem in big airports really, but it’s so annoying when it happens. They walk
slowly in front of you and then turn around and run into you. Or they walk the
wrong way. This is America people, we walk like we drive. It’s the opposite of
Britain. They also seem to talk louder than everyone else. They get on their
phone and start yappin’ in their foreign language. They also just cause
problems. Again I’m sure I would too if I were in a foreign country. I wouldn’t
know how everything works. But it seems like every flight I’m on they have to
go up to the counter and make sure they have a seat, or on the flight they are
trying to talk on the phone while we’re in the air and the flight attendant has
to come tell them they can’t do that.
The other annoying people are first time fliers. I mean, it’s
kind of cute if it’s a little kid. But if you’re a teenager or adult and you’ve
somehow never flown before, you need to understand that you have to follow
directions. In security you have to take off your shoes and jacket. You need to
get rid of any metal on you. Like, how stupid are people? There is a sign RIGHT
there and they don’t read it and then they hold up the line and have to go back
through the security thing three of four times. It also makes the people
working very grumpy, and they’re already scary enough. They also are people who
walk very slow in front of you, looking at everything they pass by. Sometimes
they freak out about flying. THAT is super annoying to someone like me who
passed that scared stage 15 years ago.
Also big families at airports are annoying. Especially ones
with small children. The kids scream and cry the WHOLE plane ride. Big families
= big migraine for Jessie. They are constantly talking or just making some kind of noise. The kids electronic
games are making noise, the husband is on the phone, the teenager is yelling at
the 7 year old, the baby is screaming and the mother is yelling at everyone to
be quiet. It’s the worst.
There are also crazy people who wear heels at the airport.
Like sorry but I just don’t get that. I understand if you have to dress nice
because you have to go to a meeting as soon as you get off the plane or
something, but don’t you have time to change your shoes woman?! I could not
handle that. There’s so much walking in big airports, and standing and waiting.
Crazy crazy people.